1. We always have a valid excuse for the house being dirty.
2. I get to watch cartoons without my wife judging me (well without her openly judging me...).
3. I am absolutely never ever bored.
4. I enjoy the time between their bedtime and mine so much more.
5.There is always a game of "Where did they hide it this time" to play.
6. I have a mass applause on your entry home from work (my favorite).
7. My ice cream intake had quadrupled.
8. Four people in this world think that I am a genius (this is a temporary effect I am told).
9. Date nights are a million times more awesome (probably because they come once every month or two).
10. I can get a free massage by lying on the floor and letting my kids walk on me (don't knock it till you've tried it!).